Transposed from Gaiiden’s Scroll
What’s this all about??
- Getting all the best weapons in  GTA4
- Using them in a 6-star shootout with cops
- Doing so  in a location that will only get you killed if you kill yourself or act  stupid
Step 1: Getting the Weaponry
Alright, if you have GTA4 and you want to have some fun with the weapons  in the game, I have just the activity for you! This all began when my  friend informed me of the cheat code where you dial GTA(428)-555-0100  into your cell phone. Upon connection you’ll get a wrong number tone but  a message will appear in the upper-left of your screen telling you the  cheat has been activated. This lands you with full health and body  armor, a bat, Desert Eagle, Combat Shotgun, SMG, M-1, Sniper Rifle, RPG,  and grenades. You can then access the menu of your phone and re-select  the cheat from the Cheats menu multiple times to stockpile your ammo –  tho you quickly max out at 8 RPG shells, 20 grenades and 40 sniper  shots.
Anytime you are low on health or ammo, quick pull up your phone and  re-activate the cheat. Note that if you’re getting shot, being hit by a  round will cause you to put the phone away. So make sure you’re not  getting shot at or you have good cover before trying to  rearm/rejuvenate.
Step 2: Getting 6 Stars
So what do you do with all this armament? Start a huge firefight with  the police – DUH! If you have not yet unlocked the Manhattan-esque  island of the game (like me) then this part is very easy. Head to the  underpass beneath the Brooklyn Bridge-esque bridge and you will find a  stairwell leading up to the middle of the bridge – this is the one and  only access point I have found that you can take a car through and is not guarded by police.
So get a vehicle and drive up the stairs and over the bridge. About  halfway across the river, because the terror-alert is still in effect,  you will automatically receive a 6-star wanted level. Once you pass  through the second gap, slow down!! You’ll be coming to another  stairwell and if you’re speeding, you’ll strike the top of the tunnel,  fly through the windshield, and then as you roll down the stairs your  car will catch up, run you over and kill you. It happened. It sucked. So  slow down and proceed down the stairs cautiously in the car.
Step 3: Getting to the Magic Spot
Once on the street below, it’s a straight shot uptown to Middle Park (I  think that’s what it’s called). Police response is still scrambling, so  just head straight uptown and hang a left at the LCPD station or  (looking at the map) the street parallel to the top of the park. Head  into the park at the first corner entrance and proceed around the lake  to the restaurant. Park your car against the first walkway around the  restaurant you see – it’s the only access point and you’ll be blocking  the cops from entering. Get out and walk around (you may have to climb  over your car) to the lake-side, where there is a covered balcony and  dock. You have reached the ultra-secure location!
Step 4: Wreak Utter Havoc
You’re now barricaded, the cops can’t run up and get you. You’re covered  from aerial assault while under the balcony roof. You’re in a park, and  vehicle access is minimal.
Have Fun!!!
Things to Do
Shooting down helicopters with the RPG is great, but if you do, make  sure that you nail it in the main cabin. If you hit the tail or send it  falling with an airburst, the two cops at the doors will bail out and  still be alive thanks to the fact that 99% of the time the copters will  crash into the lake. Then again, watching them fall from the sky is  entertaining as well.
After you get bored with shooting down choppers via the RPG, there are  two more ways to get rid of them – both using the sniper rifle. First,  the choppers will hover with one door facing you so the cop can shoot  you. Take him out and the chopper will rotate to bring the other door  with another cop to bear. Take him out and the chopper will peel  off and head back to base to resupply.
Alternatively, the chopper will always present its left side to you  first, which is the same side the pilot is on. Ignore the door gunners  and focus on the cockpit. You’ll have just enough of a deflection shot  to hit the pilot’s head – it may take a few shots and steady thumb but  you’ll get him. Keep an eye on your health tho because there’s nothing  you can do in the meantime but take hits from the door gunners while you  try to take out the pilot. Duck back under the balcony if you need to  replenish. Taking out the pilot will most likely drop the chopper into  the lake (sometimes it’ll explode when it hits the tree on the island)  and the chopper will just float there and spin around until you finish  it off with an RPG. Oh, and the door gunners will most likely survive.
You can also use your map to see cops across the lake and snipe them, or  shoot some RPGs in their general direction and see if you get lucky.  Every now and then a cop or SWAT car will make it down into the park  across the pond – just take it out with the RPG.
Often, cops will approach from the other side of the restaurant, but  just use your M-1 assault rifle and lock-on them to shoot through the  restaurant and take them out once their close enough.
Standing on the edge of the dock near the lifesaver will give you a  clear shot via RPG or sniper rifle to the brige, where lots of cops and  cop cars tend to cluster. You’ll see heads and shoulders walking/running  across through your sniper scope. Careful though with the RPG, make  sure you have a clear shot and nothing to bounce the projectile back  your way.
You can also climb up onto the roof if no choppers are around and lob  grenades at the cops as the approach down the path from the bridge.
If you fall into the lake, no problem, just use the jump button to grab  onto the dock and then haul yourself up – don’t try to use the ladder,  it doesn’t work.
I’ve experienced lulls where no more choppers came, and the cops thinned  out to only a handful milling about nowhere within shooting range. If  this ever happens just get back in your car and mosy around the park,  you’ll attract attention again very quickly.
If you die, it’ll either be because you blew yourself up with a rocket  or grenade, or you let too many cops close in on you and weren’t able to  replenish your health in time. Both options though can take a long time  to happen – I think my longest run was about 45 minutes of just  shooting cops, choppers, vehicles, random passerby, etc.
I hope you’re all having as much fun playing GTA 4 as I am!!  If any of you have any cool scenarios of you’re own, please  share!
 If any of you have any cool scenarios of you’re own, please  share!